As the autumn leaves turn brilliant shades of red and gold and the air carries that unmistakable crispness, it’s the perfect time to embrace the charm of autumn. And what better way to do that than with a collection of cringe-inducing autumn puns from, pumpkins to scarecrows! Enjoy!
Tree Puns Are The Root To Success!
What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
I’m falling for you!
How did the tree get a new job?
She had the right qua-leaf-ications!
What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
Paid leaf!
Pumpkin Pun Party Fun
What did the queasy pumpkin say?
I don’t feel so gourd…
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it?
With a pumpkin patch!
Which pumpkins can swim the best?
The coast gourd!
Who helps the pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
The traffic gourd!
And finally… Scarecrow Shenanigans
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat his breakfast?
He was already stuffed!
Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with!
Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?
Stuffing!